my gets me in wal-mart and has a break down in the middle of the check out.
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April 27, 2010 at 8:34 pm by Anonymous in - Kids [+]
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April 27, 2010 at 8:34 pm by Anonymous in - Kids [+]
My GF just refused to give me oral, nevertheless, I just had good time with her in bed :-)
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April 24, 2010 at 5:35 pm by Anonymous in - Sex [+]
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April 24, 2010 at 5:35 pm by Anonymous in - Sex [+]
Today, I was holding a cupcake, and i was so excited that when i turned around to tell my friend, i fell down the stairs and landed on my crush for 5 years. I had to buy him a new iTouch and shirt because of the cupcake. FML!!
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February 18, 2010 at 12:32 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]
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February 18, 2010 at 12:32 am by Anonymous in - Love [+]
My cell phone service was interrupted because I owed the company 27 cents. It cost 36 dollars to reinstate my service.
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October 18, 2009 at 2:36 am by Anonymous in - Money [+]
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October 18, 2009 at 2:36 am by Anonymous in - Money [+]
My daughter used pledge to clean the wooden staircase. I found out when I tried to walk down them in socks.
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October 8, 2009 at 3:12 am by Anonymous in - Kids [+]
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October 8, 2009 at 3:12 am by Anonymous in - Kids [+]
I took my car into the shop to get a minor problem fixed. I left several hours later, without my car. Why? The mechanic crashed it while out on a test drive to make sure he'd fixed the problem.
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September 29, 2009 at 2:48 pm by Anonymous in - Work [+]
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September 29, 2009 at 2:48 pm by Anonymous in - Work [+]
I was trying to sneak up my husband while he was playing a computer game. As I was getting behind the chair, he paused the game and sat up straight. I stopped. He turned around and sneezed violently and blew a bunch of snot into my face and eyes.
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September 29, 2009 at 2:44 pm by Anonymous in - Health [+]
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September 29, 2009 at 2:44 pm by Anonymous in - Health [+]
I got rejected for approximately the tenth credit card I've applied for, I called a bank to find out why. Apparently I took out a car loan in 2004 and bought a house in 2006. I was 13 in 2004. The credit report does not have any records of this. Thank you identity theft.
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September 28, 2009 at 2:33 pm by Anonymous in - Money [+]
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September 28, 2009 at 2:33 pm by Anonymous in - Money [+]
Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML
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September 12, 2009 at 4:00 pm by Anonymous in - Health [+]
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September 12, 2009 at 4:00 pm by Anonymous in - Health [+]
Me and my 2 bestfriends liked the same guy. Sharif. We all kissed him until we all found out he was cheating on all 3 of us!
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August 29, 2009 at 8:15 pm by Anonymous in - Love [+]
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August 29, 2009 at 8:15 pm by Anonymous in - Love [+]